Free Food!

I was just finishing up with work yesterday when one of my coworkers asked me if I would like some sausages. Now, you must understand that one of my hobo life rules is that you never pass up free food. Not wanting to break my own rule and thinking about how for the last few days I had been on my usual rice and pasta diet, I happily said "yes." Well, was I in for a surprise! We went to his car and he handed me a huge bag of spicy sausages! Seeing my face light up like a kid on Christmas morning he asked if I wanted some hamburgers and deep fried halibut. I told him, "I never say no to free food." He then produced another large bag of halibut and a pan full of assembled hamburgers. By great grandma's spatula! This was truly a glorious day! A little confused, I asked him where all of this food came from. He said that he and his wife tried to give it to the homeless shelter but they didn't want it so I was the next best option. Now I'm not sure if this is a compliment or if he felt bad for me... but to hell with it! I got food to last me for weeks! Delicious foods.